why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead
not gonna lie, i thought this meant like emergency sirens like "bro there’s a tornado coming the siren is blaring” and the ace friend is like “no man, I’m ace. I’ll believe there’s a tornado when I see a tornado”
reblog if you’re ace and don’t believe in tornado sirens
