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seerofsarcasm:

oddii:

princesskuzco:

adriofthedead:

titteringtrollop:

robosexualginger:

sketch-bat:

timavery:

megasonger:

Some idiot drives to a town with bad weather and sticks his hand down the toilet to find his dead wife

Some fucking nerd is in a movie theater and his bitchy ass girlfriend gets stolen by some asshole. Then the nerd gets pulled into the movie world and fights shit in spandex.

An elf in a green shirt runs around with a lame fairy trying to get a mask back from some scarecrow.

some asshole wastes all her money on an aquarium and then fucks an alien. and then she gets killed by a holographic child.

some little assholes go to camp and earn merit badges

these a big haired dude, a girl in parachute pants and a weird cat midget try to save the world from a giant tree or something

So this psycho-ass kid runs away from home and makes animals he traps fight other animals to the death and then isolates himself on a fucking mountain or some shit.

A dumb rookie cop gets sent on some suicide ass mission by himself to recover some famous cum slut that’s being held hostage by religious sychos that may or may not be zombies, and no one speaks english.

A raccoon furry with his paralyzed turtle furry and overweight hippo furry friends steal a bunch of shit from people while the raccoon furry fucks a fox furry with his eyes.

Furries.

Some crazy bitch in cheap-ass metal armor made by a race of dead brainless feathery assholes goes to some awful planet in the middle of fucking nowhere filled with giant-ass, face-hugging, energy-suckers who are used by giant-ass, laser  beam-shooting, pirates to wake up an even bigger giant-ass tentacle monster fueled by some radioactive bullshit.

Aforementioned crazy bitch also kills everything in sight and fights a giant metal space-dragon.

(Source: effyeahpegasister)

(Source: nameonthebackofmybelt)

rectanglepony:

-Allow Rectangle Chrysalis to live as an imposter Mic the Mic. Jackle App will live. Chrysalis may still be evil.